well i had no time jus left my old guild dArKnight cuz of 2 goondosami well now im in DevilMayCry and please jonathan stop bugging me to update my blog.. <-- kinda irritating well i got 3 jokes for u both by Tan Jia Hao
one day there are 3 people.. a US guy, a british guy and a singapore guy they were all stuck on an island.. then theres an archer dam accurate he say shoot ur dick means shoot ur dick <-- bullseye then he told the 3 people "run 10metres in 10 secs and i grant ur wish" so the US guy ran 10 metres at 8seconds.. he wished for an aeroplane and it came and took em home then the british guy ran 9 seconds and wish for a helicopter.. and he went home. then the singaporean guy dam fat he ran 9.99 seconds.. the archer see that he couldnt finish so he shot although the fat guy passed.. the arrow went into his ass and he plucked the arrow out with a scream " CHAO JI BAI"!!!! poop! he had one
well 2nd joke.. its the same 3 people.. this time with a bangla they got stuck on an island.. then the british guy took out his 200 dollars cigar and smoked it.. haven finish smoking he threw it away the singaporean stared at it and he say " wah lau so wasted!!" the british guy said.. "aiyoh this one britain got allot la.." then the US guy took out US$100 and threw on the floor and burnt it.. then the singaporean said " alamak nasi lemak so waste sia!!" the US guy said "this one USA got allot.." so the singaporean jealous.. wanna be proud if not he lose out.. then he threw the bangla into the water. the US guy say "oi why u throw the bangla into the water!!" "never mind this one singapore got allot."
3rd joke.. 3 stupid people.. were being questioned by the police.. to make sure they are not stupid.. the police ask the 1st one.. "if i poke ur left eye wad will u say" the 1st guy said "ahh my eye very pain!! i cant see!!" then the police let him go.. the 2nd guy came.. and the police ask him "if i poke ur right eye wad will u say?" then the 2nd guy said "ahh my right eye very pain.. i cant see!!" then the police let em go so the 1st and 2nd guy tell the 3rd one.. "wadeva he say jus say u cant see.. confirm he poke ur both eyes" so the 3rd and the stupidest guy went to the police the police heard wad they said jus now.. so he asked "if i cut both ur ears wad will u say?" the stupid 3rd guy say " i cant see" the police ask "why??" the 3rd guy say "ahh u cut my ears my turban drop and cover my eyes i cant see!!"
